Shrek snail becomes Hulk after ditching the freedom conch and sliding at the speed of sound.

That is not a steak. That is a milky way bar covered with a cherry top and blackberry jam.

Doodle or Die

An octopus rides a bicycle away in the desert from an angry red cactus while a fox terrier makes love to his head.

It doesn't matter what I do, I always come in second place.

Mrs. Orange got mad by her inability to see because of the cataracts in her eyes.

A coat in a coccyx.

Tree with feet approaches his own root with a banana topping.

Wall-E and EVE can't get a chance to work thanks to OBAMACARE and Student Loans. They sadly thank him.

A porn version of Despicable Me shows inter-Minion sex.

Ninja threatening to rob an unimpressed Mario.

Square red cupholder with an orange equal sign in the center.

Circumsition gone wrong.

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