A man shoots himself in the head. There are giant flowers in the corner.

Angry housewife hates carots

A blue-haired alien speaks gibberish at someone, who then speaks gibberish in return.

Distraught dorito

^yawn*

A black worm is sad that there are no more cupcakes in spite of the fact that there is clearly a cupcake in front of her.

A drunk frat boy thinks he can take me. Little does he know I am a ZOMBIE GOAST

A rocky ledge

Nepeta paid Porrim a compliment and she is flattered.

Charizard is too lazy to fly into town.

Patrick Star is having a midlife existential breakdown

The british are cumming!