A wasted turn.

Social justice warrior.

An ant unsure of how to come to terms with a technicolor stack of pancakes.

The kunoichi had failed her town. The streets ran yellow with the piss of her enemies.

The Sentry was enjoying his forced time off, as everyone was playing Overwatch instead.

A masochist trying to give directions to a gelatinous deer.

Tammy's friend did not approve of her new shit and blood pen.

The fox would have to date a platypus from this day forward.

His and hers brand single cookie packets were mistaken for something else entirely at the convention.

His mistake would cost him his life. He could only hope his wife and their newly born loaf of bread could forgive him.

His shame was only equaled by the sadness that the hat was stuck on his head forever.

A girl and her toilet. A story of inseperable love.