Psychiatrist interviewing a sociopath turtle.

Stegosaurus is deaf in one ear, oblivious to the meteor roaring overhead.

Grinning, pudding covered snake.

Cynthia!

Shamwow caters to the late night murder crowd.

A small witch frowns at you in disapproval. Her familiar, a carrot cursed with self-awareness, mimics her expression uncertainly.

Wet dreamcatcher.

Arthur has pulled the sword from the stone! This heroic ordeal proves him rightwise born King of England. His head is a wedge of cheese.

Bat in a fire.

Oedipus blinds himself.

Corpse shot into space

Reanimated skull wears panties as protective headgear.