Who's pooped on the moon?

Aren't booties just small boots?

An insomniac mermaid.

As a substitute, you may have this hand that produces all colours in the visible spectrum.

Sonic is superior.

I used to live on Grove Street until I moved to las Venturasa.

Ugly, but considerate.

HE IS ALREADY HERE.

A cat is fine, too

Commnuist pigs party hard

The man is quite pleased that his crotch has sprouted a top hat.

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Why Can't I hold all these limes?

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