A child savors his blue fruit roll up, blissfully unaware that his weekly "vaccinations" are really experimental chlorophyll injections.

It's. . . still not QUITE all the colors of the wind.

An anxious cat attempts to put his hands in the air as if he just didn't care. But he does care. He cares so much.

A child forcibly watering his baby carrot with his own projectile tears.

Bear Grylls cosplays as Solaire.

Oscar the Grouch on a good day.

A four-eyed blob monster prepares to pressure wash his fat folds with his built-in head faucet.

An angry electric Luigi vows to find and destroy the gypsy woman who cursed him with a disproportionately large head.