officer poodle

Long arm man always wins because he's a saint.

run, blockman, run! you're being chased by angry blueberries,and the tomato & pickle will do nothing to help you!

a nurse discovers a dead patient in bed. he is grossed out & runs to the phone?

oh no, i spilled the orange juice! i'll just put this box on top of it and hope that no one notices...

an elephant DESTROYS the "fuckin' polytheistic wolves!"

my sword is so shiny! now if i can only figure out how to use this thing...

eye surgery, without lasers

finally got the surgery done, i'm so happy!

new fangled music causes a penguin to enter an epileptic seizure

New Chain

owl of darkness & terror

Magma @ the centre of the earth.

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