A walrus being mugged.

Nazi flower.

New Chain

Gaben riding a skateboard and shooting terrorists.

A dead Silly cat.

Doodle or Die

An old man who didn't know that being an adult means he is too tall to fit on small trains.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Flaming ice-cream.

A bird with a square head.

A mouse/pop-tart combination.

A fat guy with a triforce on his ill-fitting shirt says "STFU NOOB!"

Are you winning, son?

A robot is full of hate because robots have no genitals, therefore they can't get jiggy with sexy robot ladies.

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