Apple designs and manufactures a brand new iProduct

A man in an Obama shirt is ready to attend the gay pride parade

The Star Ship Enterprise fighting the Crystalline Entity

A dolphin rejects a perfectly tasty looking drumstick

A cute widdle bunny wabbit

Intergalactic space lord Xenu detonates a volcano with H-bombs, releasing billions of Thetans to wander the earth forever.

Harry Potter casts a sexual spell

A man yearns to play the piano, but his low self-esteem prevents him.

A man is about to press the button that will drop the orphans into the shark tank. He chuckles with glee.

A pea has a lazy day on his lazyboy. He has no commitments and is free from worry. He indulges in some spirits despite it being before noon.

A homeless man has a tragic birth defect. He has a second small face where his nose should be.

A private dick berates his gumshoe sidekick about not using a coaster under his glass of aged scotch.