"Pfft. Look at this loser on the Internet. I'm so much better than him. *snork*"

Fat blue bird sweats on his way back from McDonald's, thinking of the possibility of a heart attack.

Broccoli Satan giving God the finger. He is tired of his shenanigans.

Man with a top hat bends over to pick up a red flower.

A lobster daring you to come get it, bitch.

A man telling Optimus Prime to shut the fuck up.

A strawberry Pop-Tart.

A sneezing dog in a desolate landscape.

A red egg ready to be penetrated by sperm.

A four-legged chair and a rifle.

A sighing ice cube, a piece of poo, and a gravestone with a bird on it.

A dead chocolate chip cookie.