two jewish people exchange words of tender love.

Doodle or Die

how I feel when leeches don't seed their torrents.

A furby is adamant about its will to not have sex with you.

THE PINKEYE MUST GROW

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The apogee of human existence: two dicks pressing against each other.

An orange cat tells you to fuck yourself.

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