A counterfeit Indiana Jones and an Aryan homeless man stand in a stone chamber. A white prism rests on a pedestal before them

Dances with rats

A man is killed by is own hat

A masked Toucan Sam has Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger and the Nesquik bunny chained up in a basement. Frootloops litter the floor around'em

A dog with the "Just fuck my shit up, fam" Brendan Fraser hair style giving the peace sign while chugging a can of Pepsi Crystal

Ooga-Booga, where da hot pockets at!?

A man frozen within a cube of ice floats in a glass of root beer

The sad tale of a boomerang that never comes back

An honourable icecream cone commits ritual Sudoku

A miniature skateboarder dude using a toilet bowl as a halfpipe

Don't cry over spilled salt or milk

"Hey, want to see me make a balloon animal"