Apparently bitches aren't even satisfied with flowers anymore. Let me just put my nuts in your purse, you awful succubus.

Doodle or Die

nights spent in jail or prison or your parents just hate you and locked you in a fucking cage because you didn't eat your dinner

Doodle or Die

schizophrenic man

Little purple whale... :3 D'awh! He even has a little bow-tie! He must have a cute little date! :3 :3 :3

plus one corn.

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Animal crackers. I'd like to see what it leads to.

New Chain

satan and jesus going out on a HOT date and then having dessert in heaven

New Chain

You just go ahead and doodle whatever your little heart desires. Go crazy! This is your canvas <3

Herman the big ballin' worm

New Chain

A turtle masturbating violently to a song by Justin Bieber with Miley Cyrus' chicken ass

a headless woman with an ostrich as an arm

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