a toothless piranha gasps for air

a tiny brown spider and the letter E dodge sea urchins at night

an Irishman, a Jew, and Kevin bacon walk into a bar.

a pirate duck seduces a long cool woman in a black dress

Piggy frolicking in the hay

a blonde who thinks men do the cleaning

it appears that canada is claiming the mountains. we must quickly claim the river and forest!

stereotypical black man

a blue fish offers his eye to a green fish, but the green fish politely declines

why must everyone mix my peas and mashed potatoes! i am tired of these shenanigans. but i appreciate the butter.

this curious amphibian is reading the magic treehouse

the loc ness monster has a large scaley tumor. why wont anyone help poor old nessy?