Doodle or Die

moon-cookie baby dies as earth is eclipsed.

some bitch named terresa

some man from jerry springer

the sun likes to watch ants die

randy bachman?

Depressed man with spaghetti on his head. The spaghet wards off excessive females.

g spot?

poo gets pissed

PACMAN LIVES TO FUCK AGAIN!

oprah masturbating in public.

supa man goes to college

ginger body replacement surgery.

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