Wolverine smokes a fat blunt and reminisces about her breasts last night. She demands an explanation of how she turned from pink to blue.

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Haggling over pep-pep's house collection at the estate sale

Have you ever seen an apple crack a smile? Next time you're peeling an apple, take another look at its smug little apple face.

Wow! It is friendly assortment of clay! You play with its heart and "blue ends" you will be very entertain!

A cactus made of peepees shoots a tree made of poopie.

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