A green sleeping bag becomes friends with a halved coconut that has cheese drizzled on the top and a straw sticking out of it.

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That feeling when your anus has dried poop on it but you wipe and nothing is there.

A fire hydrant tries to wear pants and a hat, but ends up looking silly.

Tim Allen condemns two young men to his dungeon with TCM on 24/7 and then pretends to rescue them with a hat on, receiving their gratitude.

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The Hulk having sex with the Goldfish, Finn, but the Hulk thinks that he is committing rape so Finn acts like he hates it, when he loves it.

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