Too close, cat! Too fuckin' close!

Aww shit! I dropped my alphabet flashcards next to the birth control pills!

A happy slug having his back shaved.

Normal penguin questioning suspicious penguin with large nose.

Dead blue man named Cookies.

Weird peacock

An intoxicated skunk has run over a naked bald man in his purple car.

What Justin Bieber would be contributing to the zombie apocalypse.

The hammer is on fire.

Reluctant cow at an over-eaters anonymous meeting.

Not sure which hole she wants to be loved in.

Young boy is very sad about his bad haircut