Solaire is accosted by a hoodlum of the Burg and interrogated on where he got gangsta, dope as FUCK, sun armor

The Irish drunkard Big Guinness Logan tells you why you can't possibly hope to master his sorceries.

Somebody gave a darkwraith a fake number.

CU is super pissed off because !BLOOD LOSS!

"The Real Wives of Lordran" now airing at noon on Sundays

Frampt rides a skateboard just like the cool primordial serpents do

Fog walls are actually run by cheap fog machines from the Lordran party store

"shrug"

Ravelord Nito (>tfw only gc_dude draws anything anymore) :'(

Well-dressed serpent welcomes CU to Sen's Funhouse with a small card that says "DIE"

Diehard Dark Souls fan isn't too impressed by Demon Souls' jazzy midi-esque theme

Frampt attempts to convince CU to entrust dat ass to him.