A greedy, french Jew refusing to give Jesus a bit of his bread.

A postal service dragon comes home to find his wife Mary hasn't made him dinner again and plots to murder her in her sleep

Thanks for the mammaries~!

vampire zit has a bad day

sonic's career

cheeto rat is not amused

Improper boat usage!

condiment man has eaten some cake

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