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Little did Liza know that she was carrying a foot in her womb.

Bruce Banner regrets hulking out before taking the elevator.

Unicorn on ecstacy.

34 gummi bears killed in disko massacre.

girl farts so much that she actually loses pigmentation.

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The Color Purple if directed by Michael Bay.

No Entrance In Night

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A zombie walk infiltrated by ninjas.

The retarded offspring of Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro.

Red robot equals gun.

strong unicorn worm with wings.

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