A letter from Poop.

Egg boobs.

Heartless man.

Luke Skywalker vs. John Lennon

It was a dark and stormy night. Billy was, uh, feeling pretty lonely. Armed with a laptop, a box of tissues, and his own hand...

Two superheros. One is pretty buff and the other is a chubby little fucker.

A jellyfish running (swimming?) away from an angry cactus

Harry Freakin' Potter