The poles for hanging hats on have come alive and are admiring themselves in the mirrors.

Doodle or Die

After years of field study, the anthropologist alien is shocked to discover that some mermen kiss animals on the nose instead of the cheek.

hippo-dragon eating a crying green loaf of bread

A walking tombstone learns the letter S on a red carpet.

Santa finds a long red scribble on the floor and is disturbed by it.

Cutting the green circle evenly into thirds is love.

After extensive surgery to make himself taller, Voldemort greets Harry respectfully

A chicken looks forlornly on a torn flag lying on the floor.

A yellow person is terrified of his partner's bloody decapitation by the top edge of the picture.

an ancient brown fish thing and a big-headed giraffe engage in lustful French kissing

A double-headed ghost is disappointed about its cookies and trying to evoke sympathy with its cute eyes.

Guy who scavenges in trash cans looks like Jennifer Aniston?

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