A place where Jimmies can be rustled, files can be named and pizzaboys can be denied tips, just make sure you don't talk about videogames.

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A man tries to convince a bird that it is actually a lion

Gandalf is witnessing a burning city, but cool guys don't look at explosions so he looks at you instead.

A monk offers spaghetti with lightning to a black ghost, the ghost seems to be afraid of the dish

Skeleton bibliothecarian notices you

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A nicely executed crop circle, it looks a bit like an arrow emitting waves, with a lot of circles after that.

Bacon turd demands you to kill your family

Who pointed his dick at the lamb?

A robot sees Pound signs and says LLLLAAAAWWDES

Somebody googles stupid shit

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