Man cuts his computer with invisible-handled scissors.

Large Man defends himself and Tiny Man by throwing Ray-Emitting Disc at Other Large Man.

Dreadlocked Red-Hat Wearer is "Pregnant with Bottle." Whatever that means.

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Ultra Waterslide of Awesome, in Dubai!

Ugly Penguin Butterfly wears a bag over her head.

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The Republican Hordes slowly advance into Democratic Territory: laying waste to Health Care and Human Rights.

A beaker shoots tiny lasers through a mass of multicolored noodles and into the word "Bang."

Middle Eastern Gay Sexytime!

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