a seagull holds an improbably large knife threateningly

Boring. Draw a self portrait including your battlestation.

A depressed green dinosaur gets a glass of water from the office water cooler. Hes wearing people clothes.

The planet earth????

A man uses a small tree to build a fire on a nice day.

Sigmund Freud laughing at a cat.

I didnt like this doodle, so instead im going to describe something else. Two dinosaus playing chess.

In a series of multicoloured bubbles, we see an ejaculating hat, an angry eye, an excited cat and and a sad face.

Sassy womyn who dont need no man is picky.

Pacman about to eat a heart

A black transformer attempts to become something else, something more.

The real Dark Souls starts here.