everybody get down with the poop machine

Only 90's kids will remember Pen Pen... No... no you remember... from Neon Genesis... the one with... no it had robots... he was a penguin?

Starbucks replaced their coffee with actual literal feces. But nobody noticed.

The glowsticks have become sentient

This is the finale of Season 1 of American Horror Story summed up in one drawing.

Anthropomorphic ice cream cones don't care about your intolerance of interflavor marriages.

oh my dear lord they made cooler ranch doritos actually blue now

Yaoi is for fat girls who will never get laid. Bara is for real men

This is what atheists masturbate to

Reggie Watts from the Roots greets you, but forgets your name and calls you Murp

NO website. You start a new doodle chain. This is like the third one in a row jesus.

I said a boom chicky boom