A woman's (or man's) husband is a spider, and was stepped on by a hiking boot last week.

Rat Satanist with performing a (presumably Satanic) ritual.

Stronk African arguing about canid word validity.

Guy would rather suck on a hook than go to the bathroom, which causes him to urinate in his pants.

Traffic light is red, yellow, and green at the same time and black stickman wants it to hurry.

Stickman doesn't know what Dolan is, and that's the way it should be.

Man is astonished by electronic keyboard, and his acquaintance is confused by this.

A handless wizard-king demands that his invisible minion sing for him on the toilet.

A hand is holding text inside a circle "cinnamon gum"

Floating, orange facial hair is winning, fella.

A man's torso has been crushed by a massive beartrap. A rooster sits atop his head, triumphantly.

A bowl with one Spaghettio in it.