Fat Albert + Edward Scissorhands

Weasle tripping balls on coke.

Adorable kitten with a top hat taking a dump in a litter box.

Misanthropic dandelion.

Tic-Tac-Toe World Finals, held in Beijing, as 100,00 stadium-goers watch on.

Mike from Monsters Inc. lost his job, begging for money in his flashing trenchcoat.

No deal in a shitty speaking bubble.

Martha Stewart making love to a pineapple.

A boot riding a terribly-drawn bicycle.

Bambi at a car wash, her dad died from a steamroller.

A woman victoriously rocket forward, thanks to powerful outward rectal forces.

Pointy glasses. I forget the reference, so we'll say it about Deus Ex: Human Revolution.