Alas! As the curtain opened, the onion realized he had forgot all his lines!

This is serious. Shrek dons his cotton candy wig and moves in for the kiss.

Febreeze's new add campaign towards cat owners was effective, though a bit derogatory.

As the deer stared down the oncoming car, the word "RUSH" appeared foremost in its mind. Whether or not the deer understood is unknown.

The Kola bear concluded his lecture on ballistics.

Now! To ride my boomerang to freedom!

Frosty hopes they don't call his bluff.

Woop! Zoop! It's Eagle Time!

The Pink Panther is left hanging.

The colon died as he always wanted to: run over by some punk teen's bike.

This bitch is missing her scarf...