Minecraft steve slept with my wife

a person drowning in neatly folded yellow towels in a bowl

sonic is my big blue wife

I'm trapped in the mcdonalds play place and I haven't eaten my meal yet

a pretty pink poodle

Your local anime club president

Elmo says kill your parents

A horrid calamity has befallen this town

bootlicker gets payed off to give safe guns to children

an astronaut watching thanos snap him out of existance