Golden dentures have been given the Jesus Christ seal of approval.

A RETARDED GIRL HALLUCINATING

THE CAT AND THE DOG ARE IN LOVE. OH GOD WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY! THE DOG IS UGLY AS FUCK THOUGH AND PROBABLY RETARDED. TRUE LOVE!

"SHUT UP" says the giant face

A chicken hawk puking black marbles into a puddle of tar

Doodle or Die

A man of the Jewish persuasion who is planning something very sinister.

A man of the negro persuasion stealing money from a hapless bald white androgynous figure.

A gentlemanly rabbit wearing a top hat

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