oh god my house

A rocket ship about to blast off into outta space but then realises that his ship is shaped like a giant penis and facepalms.

Goku charging up but fuck him who cares about goku when theres a FUCKING BLACK HOLE ABOUT TO RAPE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND CARE FOR!

a badass computer is all happy because he is master race pc gaming and dirty console peasants are jelly as fuck and the monitor has a :3

A man deeply thrusts his foot into the moist unasuming sock with each thrust the sock cries out "oh god harder!"

a kid playing with toy horses (what a faggot)

blue scribble

New Chain

88 miles per hour

Doodle or Die

enderbro just wants some lovin

some fag wants the producer to put only dicks in the next call of duty title.

shrek wants onions

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