I will make you love me... with my BRAAAAAIN.
man thinks he is a dog
Lex Luthor, I...
orange blob
Dog with a party hat. Also a large No. I assuming as in NO-more birthday cake for you sonny jim. You'll spoil your appetite.
a book titled "Interwebz Dictionary 4 Dorks"
grimace on crack
An alien examines a strawberry.
A creepy looking girl with flower petals as hair
Fuck dat shit, you aint my real mother
Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink
what he fuck i would never stick my cock in that shit!
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