Santa Barbara woman sees car being stolen but has to get to the deli counter before it closes.

Skull vandalized by Roman mathematicians.

Satan surprised to find his personal rock pile, to whom he confessed dark secrets, is ... more than a rock pile.

Singing-n'-Dancing Duck beats Justin Beiber for Grammy. The crowd applauds.

Pony unable to emotionally handle poor tattoo decision from night before. Gives herself unconditionally to flower-man.

Elf does half his makeup.

chicken nugget crossing the border into Mexico. Stopped in trafic .

Colorado resident fuming over indoor smoking restrictions.

One night stand refuses to leave your apartment next morning. Terror ensues.

Egyptian pharaoh shocked to find local Detroit Wal-Mart out of energy efficient light bulbs.

Boy on youporn.com panics when he cannot reach his MountainDew on his mother's vanity behind him.

dinosaur dancing to The Offspring