My horse is amazing, he tastes just like raisins

a police taped house

Michael Phelps has a pimple so he wears a superman costume to feel better

Happy naked mole-rat with a pretty gold anklet

Unhappy yellow onion demands dancing

A happy pickle

My head is backwards and I'm bleeding from my ear, help LOL!

Godzilla is born

What happens when Chris Angel tries to do real magic

Sad naked batman is sad and naked

Superman accidentally wore Lois Lanes shoes and now must fly around in stilettos

Purple bat alien can tell you aren't wearing any underwear. (he has yellow x-ray eyes)