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simon cowell wading through a river of sewage while having a shit & trying to find his toilet that he flushed down another toilet.

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two pieces of bread waddling through the friendly solar system while on a magical journey to find the holy tv remote of virginity, saying...

dave the dickhead running through a field on MDMA, thinking he is getting chased by cockzor and his army of brown rubber house minions

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after 30 year of serving as a postman, pat decided to take on a new hobby, which is..

a lazy little shit acting like a couch potato who keeps putting of its pregnancy test due to being scared of telling carl the camel the bf

this is what porno ron's german hoe says when she is bummed by a mongolian goat hearder

no horses were harmed in the making of the Warhorse

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