"I've even watched you poop!" - God
A flying wizard
what? WHAT?!?!?
fireman puts out fire correctly
fake love letter
Fancy apple with a tophat and a cane.
pigeon
breasts
ducks hat flew off
as opposed to a 'couch potato' - this is an apple chair
life sperm
Sideways green tree that tastes bad. Fucking broccoli I mean trees.
TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×