Einstein is bewildered by the architecture of the bad dragon car.
DMX The Tank Engine
A man tries to take a shower, but is bothered by his spiderbro who wants to scrub his back. Spiderbro, not now. Can you not see his frown?
Draw a cucumber, a pickle, and a zucchini, all giving each other dirty looks because they all look the same.
Gordon Freeman has a dragon hand puppet to keep him company in City 17
the most beautiful flag in the world
A really clean dick entering an extra sparkly anus. There will probably be a squeaking sound as the penis enters.
the woman cried as ET burned beneath the wheels of the truck.
goku says no to jesus
Fred Flinstone has swag.
dude gets fired for playing doodle or die at work
Game over. This guy WIN. Everybody else go home
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