garfield is a loose-cannon cop on the edge with nothing to lose. he lays his badge on the chief's desk. "I hate this job."

2035: the death of peter jackson. Now 'the man' wants to make "lord of the cash"! michael bay directs: middle-earth vs new moon! winnerbros

can you feel the love tonight? (between a werewolf and the corpse of a lamb)

gamzee isn't sure about this poptart. he gives it a sniff. a plague of yellow question marks suddenly infects him! the ink pot falls over!

Despite their best efforts, Godsmack found a name-change and the addition of a titanic lizard to the band could not salvage their music.

Angelo saw his disappointment in the veneer reflection. Never again, Shredder's Porno Shack Claw Machine. Never again.

the grim reaper can't believe he got the last marble rye, whatever that is. he just came from a birthday party too.

a pink stiletto? a pink straight blade? something like that?

flippin tables

a banana wearing pajamas

A trout, a bass, a snapper, and a grouper are playing cards. "Go fish!"

A guy is holding up a sign that says "NO SPAM = FUN" to the gloryhole. A ghost is on the other side, reading the sign beneath a disco ball.