A well drawn, but dopey deer looks at the camera with its biggest, stupidest grin it can muster with every fiber of it's being.

A cute piece of toast travels through a forest. With trees and everything. And the sky is blue.

The Crapper Clapper(tm) valued at $199.99 USD. It flushes when you clap, even if you crap!

A father presents his son with a prized watch, a watch which the father kept in his rectum for 20 long years.

A dinosaur is actively spitting up oranges at a man who is making clothes out of the oranges. The man is not happy with his situation.

A DRUMMER DRUMS ON A DRUM SET WHILE PLAYING A SET ON THE DRUMS.

A small, small man laughs in the terrible Pink Desert. He doesn't know he's about to die.

A pickle boxes an orange in Japan.

Kirby is sad because someone is sawing a hole in the floor he is standing on.

A melting candle.

A red man surrounded by red dots smiles because he is red and red is better than dead.

A hefty man grabs at a man-dressed-in-drag's chest. The hefty man is holding a gun in the air and lifting his eyebrows.

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