EA's customer support.

Jack Skeleton examining a redheaded step-child's hair.

A man lusts after a woman who is, in fact, made of cheese.

The Hulk finds a PS3 game.

A ravenous rampaging honeybee has destroyed its own hive, and is firing lasers at yours.

An ungodly abomination, appearing to our minds as a mass of tentacles with four red eyes arranged as a Y, forces its way through a stargate.

Bioware's new marketing strategy in action.

Gabe Newell at his workstation.

"We here at Bioware understand your criticisms. Now go buy some DLC."

Elton John watches as his last black person rows a boat towards atomic fire, from his private checkerboard island.

Sonic Wiseau being tempted by- FUCK THAT LEG IS HOT, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THAT ABOUT A LEG. THEM STOCKINGS. THEM THIGHS. HNNNNGH.

Fans from all over the world getting together to thank EA for Mass Effect 3.