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David Bowie having an affair with Mick Jagger.

McDonald's is now serving horse burgers.

A potato with a glowing eye.

A sad crab.

A person in a bush watches as a man with pipe cleaners on his face questions his choices

A ticket stub laying in a pile of snot with a black jelly bean.

the facebook logo has sprung a leak and is now a puddle.

A man sets a flying f*ck free

A macaroni noodle riding a giant lima bean w/ eyes.

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