The birds are singing, the sun is shining, the flowers are in bloom, and there's a fresh load of shit in my undies. What a day to be alive!
Bearded Pope pulls back trench coat to reveal his eruptive six-pack abs
a worm crying about his best friend, alfred the shark, dying a tragic death
doodle or die employees chaining me to a radiator and making me start doodle chains endlessly in exchange for my eventual freedom
my boyfriend is a wizard and he can shoot swords out of his butt
middle age goth dad
tubing in kool aid wasnt a good idea
while mowing the lawn timothy is thinking about shit.
Turkish woman in a giant donut
Someone's cat sneezes on their arm, and it is disgusting.
Time has come to laugh again.
someone spilled ketchup on a butt
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