A cross-eyed penis excited himself to climax

An old cat lady experiences a mutiny from what she thought were her feline friends

TMNT's Raphael with plaster all over his face

The battle-cry of Jeff Foxworthy

A demon has eaten Santa and now drives the reindeer and sleigh across the globe to devour all the sleeping children! Mwahahaha!!!

WHERE'S MY FURRY PORN???

A naked pharaoh wishes his neck was hairier