Zebra Mussels have something that resembles laser sex. They like it.

Kirk finds the Dark Soul. We are doomed.

Nito insluts Pinwheel with witty and creative quips.

Close up view of the life of a hollow firebomb warrior. Casuals don't stand a chance.

Lautrec remembers good ol' times of being a pro mlg player. Sheds a tear.

Solaire says: JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS.

Gywn, Lord of Cinder, is unhappy.

Smough is too pro to wear any armor. Chosen Undead probably doesn't stand a chance anyway. Also, Ornstein is English.

Mhmmmm. Drink that Estus. Or just pour it all over your face if you don't want to take your mask off. That works too.

Dark Souls: The Musical. Nito and the Chosen Undead sing: "Spooky, Spooky, Skeletons"

Ornstein and the Firelink Shrine Firekeeper and in love. Lautrec is jealous.

Chosen Undead uses Dragon Bone Fist on Papa Mushroom! It's not very effective...