Walmart employee snuck through the criminal background check

A rock, refusing to confirm to traditional gender apparel, demands that you lay on him/her/it

Jon is happy Garfield is finally pregananant

Two twerking dudes think a magic 8-ball is going to play music

Gordon Ramsay furiously punishes an idiot in his kitchen with pepper spray for trying to shred a potato on a cheese grater

A stewardess asks the pilot (who for some reason is using a wheel to fly the plane) if he would like a cookie. He gasps, saying "9/11..."

A troll looms on at his handiwork of breaking an amazing DoD chain

A nice pair of grapes

MONDO BUTTER DUDE

Some pompous looking butthole

Nailed right in the boobie

Ye Sir Butterlord I charging into battle on the fields, wielding a spear. His shield depicts his family crest of a.. stick of butter.

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