Gordon Freeman speaks for the first time ever, but his first words are about Guy Fieri and his empire in Flavortown

Genji stares intensely at a man on fire calling him gay. He's inclined to help, but the dude called him gay. What to do...

A rocket ship made of poop flies into space, welcomed by a cool sun with shades and a little moustache.

Satan cooks up an unborn fetus for lunch!

A little cowboy rides an enormous nose monster

The Grim Reaper stands on a small platform, desparately trying to reason with an amorphous green monstrosity that's about to devour him.

A disassociating young man inquires: "Who's the Gman?"

A small girl with red eyes tries to look cute, and succeeds.

ZA WARUDO!

A basketball is thrown at a small bank, but the agile building dodges it easily

Lightning McQueen jumps into your window to fuck your mom.

Sonic the Hedgehog realizes the futility of his actions.