Lightning striking Bob Ross as he paints.

GENTLEMEN.

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a spear through the belly button.

Last night I had a dream about you.

The Juggernaut beatboxing, hard core!

Dear Livejournal, Yesterday was the best day ever!

Two rats go out on a date to watch romantic comedies.

Check it out, Keith, I brought you your own mini.

Dooby's Dog House will be redeemed, in Jesus' name!

Clever corvid knows your coordinates.

X-Files is on right now.

Sawsbuck is going to get so high.