The Monopoly man is all naked, baby. He invites you to join him. He also has a red butterfly-tie on his crotch

Doodle or Die

Super Mario has been "riding" Yoshi, but it turns out Yoshi is HIV+. Mario doesn't seem to care.

Doodle or Die

Two bored muscular dudes sit on different sides of the river and throw hadouken fireballs at eachother

Doodle or Die

Oh look, spam. Classic Doodleirdie... It's like you never left.

Crossdressing homosexual Spengbab has herpes and the makeup doesn't hide it. Doesn't matter because he's incapable of feeling shame anymore

Doodle or Die

Dennis from Bientôt Fermé Bakery knows that someday they WILL recognize his talent, as he finishes making another birthday cake.

Doodle or Die

A very accurate description of your typical doodle or die chainbreaker. Evil goatee, Tophat and tendency to murder innocent kittens included

Mr.Wormyworm cannot fall asleep at night. The regrets about his mediocre life and wife keep him awake...

Here lies Rock, he never scored. There's an old human skull by the tombstone

New Chain

Foreverial Tiedup. Fully wrapped in permanent rubber rope and fully delitized and loving it

New Chain

An old man with musical instruments inside his beard

mike wazowski was crucified at sundown

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